[h1]Accurate as of 7/27/2021 17:44 UTC[/h1]
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– “No matter where you go – there you are.” – Buckaroo Banzai
– “Stay Out Of Trouble…Or Don’t Get Caught.” – Kahuna The Elder
– “If you store your pee, bad things will happen” – esongbird24601
– “And no… I do not want to see your underwear!” – Mrs. Kahuna during one of her classes.
– “Aloha! I am Koro—Midnight Dancer. Today my magic feet no move—my head sore! But last night, all tiki gods have big time—some luau! When drums begin to pound, my head full. BIG sound!” Kahuna The Elder
– No, a manhole is not that deep. – Mrs. Kahuna, referring to student grades. Mrs. Kahuna, referring to grades.
– “There’s no stress involved with this job” – Student presenting his report on Petroleum Engineers to Mrs. K. Student presenting his report on Petroleum Engineers to Mrs. K. Life
– “I rubbed ketchup in my eyes… I have the Heinz sight now to see I should’ve been more careful.” – Tllerz on World Anvil Discord…
– Pokey, pokey in the arm; pokey, pokey, safe from harm… – AuthorGoddess
– “I can never tell if it’s Twitch being Twitchy” ~Kahuna, Mar 2021
– Oooh.. she just used the “If I didn’t care I wouldn’t be this frustrated…” KahunaTheElder
– I don’t know how the ding-dong got turned off but I turned it back on – Mrs. Kahuna, in class KahunaTheElder
– If I had a nickel every time I was doomed by a puppet, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. – Barbarossa Sparklebeard KahunaTheElder
– “you know if we had two houses beginning with E and one with a n we could spell clement.” James Woodwright Apr 02 2021. JamesWoodwright
– “why is my quote not adding to your bot?” — JamesWoodwright Apr 02 2021. wyrdewyn
– “This is going to start a quote adding spree.” — Kahuna
– “Mean but funny wyrdewyn” – JamesWoodwright 02 APR 2021
– I finished my bagel and was sad that i had no more and then remembered i had a second one for just this reason! Rejoice! – xaubun
– “Hah! That head looks tiiiiny.” –Kahuna
– “not that experienced: just enough to fear the KABOOM” – CalamityBadger
– madame_claire_sentient: I love the sound of wilhelm screams in the morning
– xaubun: “Who are you, why are you here, and how did you get in?” “I’m a locksmith, I’m a locksmith, I’m a locksmith”
– TheFanFictioneerGuy: sweet Celestial FUDGECAKE whyyyy did I say that?
– “what do you write?” “Yes” KahunaTheElder
– moonflower_writer: English is a frankenstein who mugs other languages in dark alleyways and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary
– From the Great Dwarven Bacon Discussion of ’21 – xaubun: “Pigs be with you.” “And bacon with you.”
– From the Great Dwarven Bacon Discussion of ’21 – xaubun: elven bacon is vegetarian type of bacon and that’s why dwarves and elves have a long standing grudge because of their differences in their stance of bacon.
– “We can’t fix stupidity even with duct tape”, Kahuna 2021
– Misades: hot angry hail!
– “Everyone here is Human, JamesWoodwright is occasionally a tiger, but we give him that!” KahunaTheElder
– tenacitygrove: i was just putting my daughter to bed, did we win the battle?
– “Don’t be like Maurice” – French Sergeant (AmelieIS)
– “My stream, my rules” KahunaTheElder
– “Jumpin’ Batman on a pogo stick!” – Kahuna, in reference to an EliKwake henna tattoo
– “CSS is fun” KahunaTheElder
– “I’m not working with a gender binary so much as a gender hexadecimal system” — Eli Kwake cir. 2019
– “I’m not working with a gender binary so much as a gender hexadecimal system” — Eli Kwake cir. 2019
– “I’m not working with a gender binary so much as a gender hexadecimal system” — Eli Kwake cir. 2019
– “I’m not working with a gender binary so much as a gender hexadecimal system” — Eli Kwake cir. 2019
– “‘Skíði decided he would have to trust his own instincts.’ Does he even have any??” EliKwake, cir. 2021
– “it’s over already, im sorry and i !bork -ed it” KahunaTheElder
– “when was the last time I actually made it to bed this week?” – DMStretch
– “Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the Internet.” (submitted by EliKwake)
– “Why are you whipping me with your tail?” KahunaTheElder
– “Sometimes weird stuff happens.” – Kahuna cir. 2021
– “The Tiger and JamesWoodwright say hello to Mrs Kahuna” JamesWoodwright
– “I’m not a rock, I’m pottery that’s been dropped a lot.” EliKwake cir. 2021
– “Every story starts with a dream, so keep on dreaming” Purpleheart_NathaliaBooks
– “There is an easier way to do it” – KahunaTheElder, June 2021
– “James as a tiger, roars at CSS” JamesWoodwright 2021-06-22
– “I want to know what the hot it is.” – Eli Kwake cir. June 2020
– retweed – to dress like a Brit once the weather cools down (xtrempsy)
– “Your World, your rules” KahunaTheElder Date Unknown, but could be timeless.
– and muting in real life is called a restraining order – esongbird, 7th of July 2021
– “Everytime I touch something it’s wet” KahunaTheElder
– I already had caffeine spilled this morning. Don’t mess with me, KahunTheElder
– “Ow.” – Eli, every time they sew EliKwake

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